Q. How many screenwriters does it take to change a light bulb?1st draft: Hero changes light bulb. 2nd draft: Villain changes light bulb. 3rd draft: Hero stops villain from changing light bulb. Villain falls to death. 4th draft: Lose the light bulb. 5th draft: Light bulb back in. Fluorescent instead of tungsten. 6th draft: Villain breaks bulb, uses it to kill hero's mentor. 7th draft: Fluorescent not working. Back to tungsten. 8th draft: Hero forces villain to eat light bulb. 9th draft: Hero laments loss of light bulb. Doesn't change it. 10th draft: Hero changes light bulb.
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I love these!
Me too, Nik. Ought to be more jokes about writing!
Brilliant!
Glad you liked it, Rebecca! Thanks for dropping by.
Very funny! I hope you and your friend don't mind, but I shall be sharing the link on Facebook. And as you say, there should be more jokes about writing. :)
Thanks, Nikki, please do spread it around!
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