Wouldn't it be lovely if this rain turned to snow?
I know, I know. It would be lovely for about three hours and then I'd be complaining about how to climb the hill for my latte. But some of you are lucky enough to have the first snow of Winter already (and did you see the photos of Babbacombe last week?) so it's time for me to break out my seasonal joke. It's surreal, almost Dali-esque. I first heard it from a six year old.
My debut crime novel, Someone Else's Skin, will be published in February 2014 by Headline in the UK and Penguin in the US.
I'm represented by Jane Gregory, of Gregory & Company. Thank you for reading. I'm always happy to be emailed: email@example.com